alright so, i just got home from work and went to say hello to my guinea pig slinky and when i poked him and said hello he didn't move, i poked him again...no movement.
so i freaked out and picked him up and he just flopped and then out of nowhere scratched me and then just sat there looking at me, point of this story you ask?
my guinea pig is a little asshole who pretended to play dead and obviously thought it was funny.
